Where your productivity goes to die a beautiful, pixelated death. Premium time-wasting since whenever we bothered to launch.
The most dedicated time-wasters. Their productivity died so yours could too.
Scores are stored locally on your device. Your shame is private... for now.
Carefully curated to maximize your screen time and minimize your life achievements. You're welcome.
Command armies in this real-time strategy epic! Choose your faction, harvest resources, build bases, and crush the enemy in tactical warfare!
Build a computer from scratch! Start with NAND gates, unlock components, and work your way up to a complete CPU. Pure digital logic puzzling!
Hit the court with Caitlin Clark vs Angel Reese! Drain 3-pointers, throw down monster dunks, and shatter backboards in this arcade hoops showdown!
Pilot a rescue chopper behind enemy lines! Dodge tanks and jets, land to save hostages, and fly them to safety. A true classic!
Imperial walkers march across the frozen wastes! Fly your snowspeeder, wrap around the battlefield, and take them down!
Sail the Caribbean! Trade goods, plunder ships, sword fight enemy captains, and become the most feared pyrate!
Classic holiday chaos! Bowl down mischievous elves who taunt and dodge. They had it coming. 10 frames of festive fury!
Hurl boulders at castles and watch them crumble brick by brick! Real physics. Real destruction. Real satisfaction.
Rain 105mm artillery on the enemy bunker! Destroy the hill and outpost. HE rounds. Real destruction physics.
Rapid-fire microgames that last mere seconds! Catch! Dodge! Click! Jump! Can your reflexes keep up?
A text-based fantasy RPG adventure. Roll dice, slay dragons, and procrastinate like a true adventurer.
Modular fantasy RPG with expandable campaigns! Load adventure modules, export characters, and journey across realms.
The ducks question their existence. You question yours. Nobody wins. That's the point. Deep, right?
Defend your pizza from pineapple invaders. Finally, a cause worth fighting for in these trying times.
Pilot a military drone from your basement. Finally live out your dreams of questionable foreign policy!
Pretend to be a hacker without any actual skills! Type fast, look cool, accomplish nothing real.
Be Chit. "Work" at Trust Core. Play solitaire, look at GF pics, watch pop videos. Don't get caught! Myeah... do it, lady!
Experience the thrill of emails that never end. Mark as read. Get more. Repeat until retirement.
A game about putting things off. Complete tasks... eventually. High scores awarded for maximum delay with minimum guilt.
Survive meetings that could've been emails. Unlock achievements like "Looked Engaged" and "Perfect Mute Timing."
Create passwords meeting increasingly ABSURD requirements. Must contain an emoji AND a Roman numeral. Good luck.
Navigate through the house while maintaining WiFi signal. Dodge microwaves, family members streaming 4K, and despair.
Adopt a needy, toothless tuxedo cat. Feed it, water it, love it. It meows constantly and demands your undivided attention forever.
We proudly guarantee you'll learn absolutely nothing useful. No skills gained. No resume improvements. Just pure, unadulterated fun. Your future self will definitely not thank you.
Our games are scientifically designed by people who've definitely watched a YouTube video about dopamine. "Just one more level" is not a suggestion, it's your new lifestyle.
Collect badges that impress literally no one! Our achievement system gives you the validation your parents never did. You're welcome, champ.
"I was going to finish my thesis, but then I found this site. Now I have a PhD in procrastination instead."
"My boss thinks I'm working. My coworkers think I'm in meetings. I'm actually here. This is my life now."
"Finally, a website that understands that productivity is overrated. 5 stars. Would waste time again."
"I came for one game. That was 6 hours ago. Send help. Or don't. I'm fine here."
"I was going to finish my thesis, but then I found this site. Now I have a PhD in procrastination instead."
"My boss thinks I'm working. My coworkers think I'm in meetings. I'm actually here. This is my life now."
"Finally, a website that understands that productivity is overrated. 5 stars. Would waste time again."
"I came for one game. That was 6 hours ago. Send help. Or don't. I'm fine here."